I have just received word from a confidential source that the New York Times will be renamed "The Clinton Cuckold" in a move intended to secure the 2008 Democratic Presidential Nomination for the junior senator from the Empire State. The editorial staff and management will also be shuffled in order to best serve Senator Hillary Clinton's campaign strategy.
Columnist Maureen Dowd will be replaced by a trained parrot named 'Polly Cracker', and scribe Paul Krugman will depart in favor of a homeless guy who has a better grip on reality!
Former President Bill Clinton will head the Lifestyle section, a position many say he was born for, and Bill's VP Al Gore is rumored to be the paper's new astrologer.
North County Blog vows to stay on the trail of this story, and is in negotiations with ex-CBS anchorman Dan Rather to affirm the veracity of the details. Stay tuned.
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